How You Know You Travel Too Much, and You're Getting Old, To Boot

[jayfurr]

You frequently find yourself thinking "I should call the wife. Wait, what time zone am I in this week?"

Then you think "Wait, what city am I even in?"

And then you have to stop and ponder for a while before you remember the answer to those two questions.

(Hotel rooms and training rooms all start to look alike after a while.)

Comments

[jhvilas.livejournal.com]

There's a 51st state, or a ###th country, or something like that. It's not contiguous, but it's connected. It's made up of all the airports in the world.

[batzel.livejournal.com]

"Is any of this even _real_?"