My tweets

[jayfurr]

• Mon, 12:49: I'm idly curious how the Westboro Baptist Church people *afford* to travel to all the funerals. Do they have some very rich backers?
• Mon, 12:50: @faren800 @cottageandvine Given your insane decorating skillz, have you gotten a tent decorating award at the 3-Day?
• Mon, 13:04: @ljfitz Which 3-Day city are you doing this year?
• Mon, 13:28: just ate two cold sweet potato cranberry quinoa patties from @wholefoods. Num.
• Mon, 15:41: Strange days http://j.mp/hbpmYJ
• Mon, 18:54: Oh, joy. No training tomorrow due to ice and stuff. Customer's gotta do what they gotta due for safety, but boy. I'm *bored*.
• Mon, 18:54: @kscincotta I'm bored enough that I'm gonna need you and Shen to record and post a duet of "Baby Monkey Riding Backwards On A Pig".
• Mon, 19:30: Reasons to root for Auburn: #1 It would really irritate the Alabama fans.
• Mon, 19:31: Reason #2: to root for Auburn: it would really annoy Phil Knight if the Tigers won and made Oregon look worse than they already do.
• Mon, 19:32: Reasons to root for Auburn #3: I'd like to see them get their money's worth out of Cam Newton.

• Mon, 20:40: My prediction: Aubrin 38 Oregon 24
• Mon, 20:42: 25-year uniform retrospective: Oregon versus Aubrin. They could just run a still for Aubrin while the Oregon side would STROBE.
• Mon, 20:45: For me, it comes down to disliking Oregon more than Aubrin. Aubrin at least knows what grits are.
• Mon, 20:57: TCU would eat either of these two teams alive, based on the sloppy play so far.
• Mon, 21:03: Good solid college football fundamentals != throw three picks in the first ten minutes. Run the damn ball.
• Mon, 21:04: IAWTP RT @PeteThamelNYT: Auburn's Nick Fairley will be the best NFL player on the field tonight. Not sure it will be close.
• Mon, 21:07: Actually, from the looks of things, Stanfnord would eat these guys up.
• Mon, 21:28: In yer FACE Ducks.
• Mon, 21:31: well, *that* wasn't pretty
• Mon, 21:46: returns from frantically trying to troubleshoot a software error at work to recall that there are more important things than college f'ball.

• Mon, 21:55: bleegh
• Mon, 21:59: I think Aubrin is wearing Oregon down.
• Mon, 23:07: *boing*
• Mon, 23:08: there's also one called SelectiveTweet that can synch just the tweets you end with #fb
• Mon, 23:14: http://bit.ly/h7grtF @LastMinuteMandy
• Tue, 00:12: And that's it. Sorry, Oregon. Take your neon-yellow socks and head back to Eugene.
• Tue, 00:13: Thank you, Oregon, for playing in this year's SEC Invitational.