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jayfurrCorn dogs are God's perfect food.
Unfortunately, they are also laden with grease and my Earthly metabolism, lacking as it does the divine perfection of the angels of the heavenly host, is prone to turn them directly into fat.
Regrettably, I must subsist on raw vegetables and low-fat wraps and stuff if I am to lose weight.
DAMN YOU MY INEFFICIENT, SINFUL METABOLISM!
(and don't even get me started about Moon Pies. Sigh.)
Unfortunately, they are also laden with grease and my Earthly metabolism, lacking as it does the divine perfection of the angels of the heavenly host, is prone to turn them directly into fat.
Regrettably, I must subsist on raw vegetables and low-fat wraps and stuff if I am to lose weight.
DAMN YOU MY INEFFICIENT, SINFUL METABOLISM!
(and don't even get me started about Moon Pies. Sigh.)
