My tweets

• Mon, 12:49: I'm idly curious how the Westboro Baptist Church people *afford* to travel to all the funerals. Do they have some very rich backers?
• Mon, 12:50: @faren800 @cottageandvine Given your insane decorating skillz, have you gotten a tent decorating award at the 3-Day?
• Mon, 13:04: @ljfitz Which 3-Day city are you doing this year?
• Mon, 13:28: just ate two cold sweet potato cranberry quinoa patties from @wholefoods. Num.
• Mon, 15:41: Strange days http://j.mp/hbpmYJ
• Mon, 18:54: Oh, joy. No training tomorrow due to ice and stuff. Customer's gotta do what they gotta due for safety, but boy. I'm *bored*.
• Mon, 18:54: @kscincotta I'm bored enough that I'm gonna need you and Shen to record and post a duet of "Baby Monkey Riding Backwards On A Pig".
• Mon, 19:30: Reasons to root for Auburn: #1 It would really irritate the Alabama fans.
• Mon, 19:31: Reason #2: to root for Auburn: it would really annoy Phil Knight if the Tigers won and made Oregon look worse than they already do.
• Mon, 19:32: Reasons to root for Auburn #3: I'd like to see them get their money's worth out of Cam Newton.

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