New Maps of Hell

[jayfurr]

In my office, at work, which I never actually go in to, I have a wooden bowl containing five plastic potatoes.

I have a lava lamp.

I have a Lite-Brite.

I have a wooden Vietnamese croaking frog.

I have a 2016 Cattle Mutilators wall calendar.

I keep thinking about taking in my TI-99/4A and my one remaining CRT-based TV and hooking them up and leaving them on my desk, just to confuse people.

Office as performance art.